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Football at last

2005-07-06T05:46:00.000-07:00

last 2 days were like dream for me,a die-hard football fan.You know why??I played football after months.Yesterday in the ground where I learned the basics of dribbling and in the school ground which I can claim to be mine.
I was able to dribble once again and fooling people is such a big thrill for me.People like me for it and people hate me for it.I don't care.Dribbling is my biggest strenght and arrogence my biggest weakness.But you cannot dribble if you are not arrogent.
But there is one lesson I learned during past two years.Don't dribble around too much.In the end what really matters is the no.of goals you score,not how many people you fool.My craze for fooling bought me a no.of defeats.That is a topic for another post--my glorious failure.
But hey man,what the heck?I don't give a shit as long as I am able to dribble.I am a big fan of Christiano Ronlado.I have learned his step-overs with lots of practice and they have bought me lots of praise.One my grandmom told me that I smile just like him or rather he smile just like me.But ofcourse that was after he fooled many and fooled himself.That's one thing if you fool too much you get fooled.This is one particular expression that I make quite often.Hehe he cries like me too.Some times those cries come from the heart and sometimes you cry to show off.

Coming to show off,football was one of the ways to impress the opposite sex(girls!).Or you can say it as an 'an outlet to ooze your animal instincts'.I don't know,I just show some tricks well when some chicks are around.Loosing my girlfriend was a blow to my animal instincts.

But those wonderful school days are behind me.The first and foremost thing in my mind is to find some money to pay my internet bills.I am tryingout every possible ways:begging,stealing,black marketing,cd piracy etc etc.May be I could kidnap some kids near me and ask for some ransome.?If you have any cool&weird ideas for making money,please leave your comments.

WWF Entertainment Kerala style

2005-07-04T07:20:00.000-07:00

Who needs WWF?As long as there are SFI and Kerala police,you don't need to go anywhere else for entertainment.It was so fun to watch those guys taking the beatings.

I saw something new too.I saw the video of couple of girl 'protesters' being dragged,tortured by the Police.They were trested with some WWF special moves.IMHO it would have been more entertaining if they were raped.It was so fun to watch.

Its funny thing that the allotment process goes without any halt and the SFI 'students' taking up all the beatings.I hope the beatings will continue till 30th when the allotment ends.

Then comes the marches to various govt offices.In one such march,the protesters 'marched' into an office room and destroyed everything there.Seconds later the Police 'marched' in and beated up the whole marchers in the middle of the room with no mercy.Cool!!!!!!!Damn Coool.Everyone should see that video.This is exaclty how the Police should behave.They should ruthlessly beat up all the 'student' commies.

Entertainment Kerala style:Let me look whether I can get some photos here.

Hail the Kerala Police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Intro

2005-06-19T07:25:00.000-07:00

Hi all

You guyz can call me Joseph as I am known in FrontierIndia Forums or Swordfish78 as I am known in other lesser serious forums and e-mail.As said in the about area,I am a teenager who loves my country.I tend to communicate to the outside world through this blog.(ofcourse,i started communicating through fi).I have made some friends there and in some other forums and is all set to make myself heard and seen in the blogworld.

What you guys can do for me is click on the ads(the google) one.I don't wish to get rich but through your noble act I can pay my ever increasing phone bills as I am still a dried up dial-up user.You are free to comment on the posts and visit my other blogs.